The Lazy Song `Bruno Mars` :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLexgOxsZu0


Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

I'm gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
Nobody's gon' tell me I can't

I'll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my Snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man

Oh yes, I said it, I said it
I said it 'cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all, nothing at all

Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X
Find a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
And she's gonna scream out
[ From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/b/bruno-mars-lyrics/the-lazy-song-lyrics.html]
This is great
(Oh my god, this is great)

Yeah, I might mess around
And get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry pops, you'll just have to wait

Oh yes, I said it, I said it
I said it 'cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

No, I ain't gonna comb my hair
'Cause I ain't going anywhere
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh, today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all

ciri ciri orang alay

1. selalu ngerasa paling tau tentang musik.

2. tongkrongannya di pinggir pinggir jalan (yang cewek godain cowok,yang cowok godain cewe yang lagi lewat)

3. kalo di mall selalu bawa handshet buat dengerin lagu lewat handphone(suka pamer ga jelas & sok asik gitu deh).

4. sok EMO tapi ditanya sejarahnya emo ga tau.

5. sok pengen ‘gaul’ mau ngikutin tren yang sekarang tapi terlalu LEBAY (cth: nge-mix baju ga kira kira ; baju ijo,celana kotak kotak,sepatu merah,kacamata biru! NORAK !)

6. dimana mana SELALU ada acara yg namanya ‘putu putu narziz’ (entah itu di sekolah,WC,mobil,kamar,stasiun ,angkot,dll).

7. fotonya ga nahan smua! (dengan gaya di imut imutin,dideketin lampu biar ‘terang bgt’,foto deket bgt dari wajah *biar jeleknya ga keliatan*,foto dari atas *biar kelihatan keren kali ya*,dll..pokoknya yang bisa bikin ENEG semua orang)(kamera VGA aj sok sokan)

8. buat cewek tiap hari kerjaannya ngomongin ttg cowooooooooo mulu! (cth: eh tau ga si A tadi gini loh sama gue hahaha lucu bgt ya? *ga lucu!)(yah pokoknya sok pamer gitu deh*berasa cantik)

9. buat cowok..tiap hari kerjaannya cari musuh(ribut) mulu sama temen temen cowoknya yg lain *biar dianggep keren gituw*

10. di friendster.. bagi yang cewek di ff nya majang cowok cowok ganteng semua *meski ga kenal,biar dianggep cantik & gaull* kalo yg cowok ya majang ffnya cewek semua*walau ga kenal* biar dikata cowok ganteng. IH JIJAY!

11. T U L I S A N

> - iya : ia

> - kamu: kamuh,kammo,kamoh,kamuwh,kamyu,qamu,etc

> - aku : akyu,aq,akko,akkoh,aquwh,etc

> - maaf: mu’uph,muphs,maav,etc

> - sorry: cowyie,cory,tory(?),etc

> - add : ett,etths,aad,edd,etc

> - for : vo,fur(zz),pols,etc

> - lagi : agi,agy

> - makan: mums,mu’umhs,etc

> - lucu : ludchu,lutchuw,uchul,luthu,etc

> - siapa: cppa,cp,ciuppu,siappva,etc

> - apa : uppu,apva,aps,etc

> - narsis: narciezt,narciest,etc

> &&& masih bnyak lagi!

12. suka ngirim bulbo ga jelas di fs :”akko onlenndh dcnniih” ato “ayokk perang cummendh cmma saiia” etc (paling parah lagi kalo ngirim bulbo dengan judul “BAJINGAN” tapi isinya kosong!) ih kampret bner deh tu orang orang alay.

13. menganggap dirinya eksis di friendster (kalo comments banyak itu berarti anak gaul jadi lomba banyak-banyakan comment) *please deh ga bgt! emang kenapa coba kalo commentnya banyak?dapet rekor muri ya? ga penting bgt deh..

14. kalo ada org yg cuman view profil kita , kita bilang gini : “hey cuman view nih?” ato “heey jgn cuman view doang,add dong! *pengecualian x) (kalo emang segitu pentingnya orang nge-ADD buat kita..kenapa kita ga nge-ADD dia waktu kita mau ngasih testi?)-__-

> 15. friendster dipenuhi glitter-glitter norak yang pastinya bisa ngerusak retina mata zz

16. nama friendster mengagung -agungkan diri sendiri,seperti : pRinceSs cuTez,sHa luccU,tIkka cAntieqq,etc. (pede bgt sih?)

17. kata /singkatan selalu diakhiri huruf z/s (cth : nama adalah talitra,dbuat jadi : talz. nama adalah niken,dibuat jadi qens..dsb!)

18. foto di friendster bisa nyampe 300 lebih padahal cuman foto DIRINYA SENDIRI

19. diam diam mengidolakan : kangen band,st12,radja,ato bahkan GARNET BAND -_-

20. suka menghina orang lain yang ga sama kaya dia.

NAH ITU SEMUA CIRI-CIRI ALAY!

LO alay? ato BUKAN?

apa aja boleh

Thanks buat semua yg kamu kasih ke aku
Thanks kamu sudah terima aku apa adanya
Thanks buat semua kenangan itu
Maaf kalau aku orgnya bawel
Maaf kalau aku orgnya pemarahan
Maaf kalau aku orgnya kasar
Suka tampar kamu
Kamu boleh tampar aku sesuka hati kamu
Asal kamu gak benci sama aku
Sekali lagi thanks buat semuannya
Sampai kapanpun aku akan selalu ingat
18 september 2010 - 3 april 2010 :')

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bruno mars the other side

Truth of the matter is I'm complicated
You're as straight as they come
You go 'bout your day baby
While I had from the sun

It's better if you don't understand
Cause you wont know what it's like
Til you try

You know I've been waiting on the other side
And you, all you gotta do is cross the line
I could wait a whole life time
But you just gotta decide
You know I
I've been waiting on the other, waiting on the other side

We would live forever
Who could ask for more
You could die if you wanted
But baby what for

It's better if you don't understand
And you won't know what it's like
Til you try

You know I've been waiting on the other side
And you, all you gotta do is cross the line
I could wait a whole life time
But you just gotta decide
You know I
I've been waiting on the other, waiting on the other side

If they say life's a dream
Call this insomnia
Cause this ain't Wonderland
It damn sure ain't Narnia
And once you cross the line
You can't change your mind
Yeah I'm a monster
But I'm no Frankenstein
And quite frankly
I've been feeling insane in between my eyes
I really cant explain what I feel inside
If you knew what I was you's would run and hide
Many have tried to go into the night
Cross over the line and come back alive
But that's the price we pay when we living on the other side

You know I've been waiting on the other side
And you, all you gotta do is cross the line
I could wait a whole life time
But you just gotta decide
You know I
I've been waiting on the other, waiting on the other side

It's better if you don't understand
It's better if you don't understand
It's better if you don't understand
It's better if you don't understand
It's better if you don't understand
It's better if you don't understand

Gak semudah itu lo ninggalin smuanya
Kenangan itu masih gue simpan
Kamu datang dengan sendirinnya
Dan pergi sesuka hatimu
Kamu pikir aku gak sakit hati
ITU SEMUA SALAH
Aku syg kamu memang sebagai saudara
Tapi tetap aja itu menyakitkan
BAJINGAN LO AH

Avril Lavigne – What The Hell

 You say that I’m messing with your head (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

All ’cause I was making out with your friend (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Love hurts whether it’s right or wrong (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I can’t stop ’cause I’m having too much fun (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

You’re on your knees
Begging please
Stay with me
But honestly
I just need to be a little crazy

All my life I’ve been good but now, I’m thinking what the hell
All I want is to mess around and I don’t really care about
If you love me, if you hate me, you can’t save me, baby, baby
All my life I’ve been good but now, whoa, what the hell

What… what… what… What the hell?

So what if I go out on a million dates (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
You never call or listen to me anyway (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I rather rage than sit around and wait all day (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Don’t get me wrong. I just need some time to play-ay (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

You’re on your knees
Begging please
Stay with me
But honestly
I just need to be a little crazy

All my life I’ve been good but now, I’m thinking what the hell
All I want is to mess around and I don’t really care about
If you love me, if you hate me
You can save me, baby, baby
All my life I’ve been good but now, whoa, what the hell

La la la la la la la la… Woah… Woah…
La la la la la la la la… Woah… Woah…

You say that I’m messing with your head
Boy, I like messing in your bed
Yeah, I am messing with your head
When I’m messing with you in bed

All my life I’ve been good but now, I’m thinking what the hell (what the hell)
All I want is to mess around and I don’t really care about (I don’t care about)
All my life I’ve been good but now, I’m thinking what the hell
All I want is to mess around and I don’t really care about. (if you love me)
If you love me (no), if you hate me (no)
You can save me, baby, baby (if you love me)
All my life I’ve been good but now, whoa, what the hell

La la, La la la la la la, La la, La la la la la la la